Diary of a Dog! Day 11

My Captors are still putting me through the ear torture. They keep telling me that it is for my own good. I am sure the Boy was the one that chose to get these ear drops. I now try to run but the boy is faster than I am. They capture me and hold me down and put this liquid in my ears twice a day. 

I did however get lots of cookies today. My Lady asked me to sit, lay down,  go to place, go under, take it, give it. She keeps hugging me and telling me what a good boy I am. I lay down, I sit on my behind, I go to my fluffy bed, I go under a table, I took a rope, and I gave the rope back to My Lady. I can do this. It is so much fun. The best part, I get to sleep with My Lady. I am plotting to take care of the boy. Not sure what I want to do yet. I may leave him a nice present in his room.